Grandma's Advice

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Friday, 09-Oct-2009 16:16:11

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.

He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 09-Oct-2009 19:47:05

hahaha. good one

Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Friday, 09-Oct-2009 23:44:48

Gotta love it! LMAO!

Post 4 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 10-Oct-2009 0:08:23

Oh wow!

Post 5 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Saturday, 10-Oct-2009 2:00:36

haha yeah

Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 10-Oct-2009 3:21:31

MMM kiss!

Post 7 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Monday, 12-Oct-2009 4:22:42

LMAO Nice!

Post 8 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Friday, 16-Oct-2009 21:54:53

hahahahahahahahahaha

Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 14-Nov-2009 18:12:34

Lol! Nice one. Way to turn things around, eh?